Gir-amp-spital was created by my brother Michael, Kurt, and Jen. This monster has the head of a giraffe, the body of a lamp, and the legs of a hospital in the process of being built. This monster doesn’t have any way to move around. Its legs are a hospital and that hospital is under construction. Its body is a lamp and so it can’t really digest food. I can only imagine this poor fella doesn’t eat. In fact, the only part of this unfortunate monster that seems to function is its head. But, even that doesn’t seem to function correctly. What a terrible shame.
